It’s Christmas photo time – Heather and Shannon manage to make it a competition – Or maybe it was Bravo who did it… Hmmm… And Vicki is in Oklahoma… Poor Oklahoma…
Tamra gets tossed off a bull and the words she rode in on. Need I say more?
It’s “ChairGate 2014™®© – Run for your lives!
Ugly sweaters galore… Lizzie trips on the floor… Tamra wants a baby or four… and David pretends Shannon snores!
Tamra flips off Her Royal Heatherness… No seriously – Don’t you regularly flip off your friends?
A spooky party brings the witches of Orange County together… “Over-sharing Shannan” criticizes the food because doesn’t realize housewives don’t actually eat at parties… And Tamra wants to bring another spawn into the world… No, seriously… lol.
Vicki manages to alienate an entire state… We all shed a tear for Her Royal Heatherness having to live on a cul-de-sac while her mansion is built… And the new girl is wonky.
I’m mentascental today because I’m missing my Mom who passed away 29 years ago from cancer. Cancer sucks. I hate cancer. My birth sign is cancer. Have I mentioned how cruelly idiotic it is to have your zodiac sign use the same name as the disease from which your Mother died?
Finally the Finale… While the 2 celebrities most of us knew would make it to the end did, indeed, make it to the end… It was still interesting to see an infinite ego compete against a kind, but tough, persona. Would you rather be on Geraldo’s team or Leeza’s team? Yeah… Easy answer, no?
The first hour was a walk down memory lane comparing all of the seasons with each other and resulting in categories of top lists from the favorite moments. The 2nd hour everyone goes to Universal Orlando Resort! Life (like this show) is a roller coaster, no?
Okay, this was just a wonky episode – No matter how you look at it. Accusations were thrown… Someone’s missing a phone… And I think Trump must have been stoned… He really out-Trumps even himself this week… Seriously…
There’s a twerk… A jerk… And a couple perks. Also, an hour-long Trump infomercial about one of his golf courses. Are the exhibitions under par?
These pumps are made for walkin’… And that’s just what I’ll do… One of these days these pumps are gonna walk all over you… Ugh!
Because pictures really DO paint a thousand words…
An uncomfortable hug… An ego unclothed… and a waffling choice make this an entertaining episode. Oh, and the fact that Johnny and Terrell have their shirts off for a photo shoot helps, too…lol
Egos collide and two of my favorites are fired… I’m heartbroken… But don’t worry ‘cuz we can always find something to laff at – Even if it IS at Trump. And NBC, shouldn’t the title be spelled “Outthink” or “Out-think…” I find this slightly ironic… But maybe it’s just me… lol
Trump is back! It’s rumored that he’s bringing some fun celebrities this season! Can the ginormous egos of this cast survive? Is it wonky the first challenge requires teams to actually bake? Well, some of them are probably half-baked… but that’s a whole nuther Oprah…
Acting Point Range: 0-Extremely Weak… 50-Neither Strong Nor Weak… 100-Exceptionally Strong Quality of Acting – 10 PointsIntriguing Characters – 80 PointsSmart Dialogue – 70 PointsChemistry Between Actors – 70 PointsConnects With Viewers – 70 Points Quality of Show Point Range: 0-Extremely Weak… 50-Neither Strong Nor Weak… 100-Exceptionally Strong Interesting or Compelling Plot – 70 PointsDeveloped…