“Live and Learn” – S5E9
Is parting such sweet sorrow? Is there such a thing as a bicycle valet? Will Lisa R and her lips be pumped up enough for her scene just by repeating, “Red leather, yellow leather?”
Is parting such sweet sorrow? Is there such a thing as a bicycle valet? Will Lisa R and her lips be pumped up enough for her scene just by repeating, “Red leather, yellow leather?”
Brandi tossed wine and I almost tossed my cookies… Later, Eileen tells Brandi she acted like a creepy fan – No offense to creepy fans… Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds is in the house… Plus, they toast s’mores around a campfire… Seriously, can it get better than this?
Lisa R and YoYo take the ALS Bucket Challenge… We learn the difference between extending an olive twig and an olive branch… And surprise, surprise – Brandi is vulgar!
Lisa R clicks her heels and knows there’s no place like home… We learned about “ladysitters”… Kyle has a BBQ… And YoYo just can’t get over that Lisa V didn’t invite her to her star ceremony…
Kim’s daughter Brooke gets married… Lisa V gets a star… Eileen goes back to work… And YoYo gets stuck on a yacht in the South of Spain for a day longer than she wants in the aftermath of her daughter’s DUI… But it’s okay, she’s with Kyle…
The Lisas are very entertaining when they spend an afternoon shopping together… Kyle and YoYo are in the South of Spain on a yacht… YoYo gets a phone call about her daughter that shakes her entire world…
Lisa R has a birthday party at “PUMP” and we learn all kinds of juicy stuff… Kyle doesn’t want to raise a brat… Brandi blames her financial situation on her ex-husband… YoYo isn’t generally pro-college… Brandi’s cellphone dies right in the middle of her extending an invitation to Lisa V…
We learn Lisa R will do anything for a buck (But she won’t do THAT… Brandi and Kim stalk Brandi’s ex-boyfriend… Kyle goes on vacation… Brandi and Adrienne have a “Frenemy Summit”… And this is only episode 2 boys and girls…
It’s time to watch the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, darling… Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi! Tonight is Kyle’s Annual White Party and we are introduced to Lisa R and her husband for the first time! Woo hooOOOooooOOo!