“Live and Learn” – S5E9
Is parting such sweet sorrow? Is there such a thing as a bicycle valet? Will Lisa R and her lips be pumped up enough for her scene just by repeating, “Red leather, yellow leather?”
“Winning and Dining” – S5E8
Brandi tossed wine and I almost tossed my cookies… Later, Eileen tells Brandi she acted like a creepy fan – No offense to creepy fans… Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds is in the house… Plus, they toast s’mores around a campfire… Seriously, can it get better than this?
“Breaking Branches” – S5E7
Lisa R and YoYo take the ALS Bucket Challenge… We learn the difference between extending an olive twig and an olive branch… And surprise, surprise – Brandi is vulgar!
“Medford, 90210” – S5E6
Lisa R clicks her heels and knows there’s no place like home… We learned about “ladysitters”… Kyle has a BBQ… And YoYo just can’t get over that Lisa V didn’t invite her to her star ceremony…
“Star Sighting” – S5E5
Kim’s daughter Brooke gets married… Lisa V gets a star… Eileen goes back to work… And YoYo gets stuck on a yacht in the South of Spain for a day longer than she wants in the aftermath of her daughter’s DUI… But it’s okay, she’s with Kyle…
“Livin’ La Vida Housewife” – S5E4
The Lisas are very entertaining when they spend an afternoon shopping together… Kyle and YoYo are in the South of Spain on a yacht… YoYo gets a phone call about her daughter that shakes her entire world…
“Pay Attention to Me!” – S5E3
Lisa R has a birthday party at “PUMP” and we learn all kinds of juicy stuff… Kyle doesn’t want to raise a brat… Brandi blames her financial situation on her ex-husband… YoYo isn’t generally pro-college… Brandi’s cellphone dies right in the middle of her extending an invitation to Lisa V…
“Who Stalked J.R.?” – S5E2
We learn Lisa R will do anything for a buck (But she won’t do THAT… Brandi and Kim stalk Brandi’s ex-boyfriend… Kyle goes on vacation… Brandi and Adrienne have a “Frenemy Summit”… And this is only episode 2 boys and girls…
“Guess Who’s Coming to the White Party” – S5E1
It’s time to watch the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, darling… Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi! Tonight is Kyle’s Annual White Party and we are introduced to Lisa R and her husband for the first time! Woo hooOOOooooOOo!