“Pretty Ugly” – S9E4
Ugly sweaters galore… Lizzie trips on the floor… Tamra wants a baby or four… and David pretends Shannon snores!
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“Fakes-Giving, Fake Friends” – S9E3
Tamra flips off Her Royal Heatherness… No seriously – Don’t you regularly flip off your friends?
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“Meet and Potatoes” – S9E2
A spooky party brings the witches of Orange County together… “Over-sharing Shannan” criticizes the food because doesn’t realize housewives don’t actually eat at parties… And Tamra wants to bring another spawn into the world… No, seriously… lol.
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“Hawaii 5 Uh-Oh” – S9/E1
Vicki manages to alienate an entire state… We all shed a tear for Her Royal Heatherness having to live on a cul-de-sac while her mansion is built… And the new girl is wonky.
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Mentascental Mother’s Day
I’m mentascental today because I’m missing my Mom who passed away 29 years ago from cancer. Cancer sucks. I hate cancer. My birth sign is cancer. Have I mentioned how cruelly idiotic it is to have your zodiac sign use the same name as the disease from which your Mother died?
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“Live Finale: A New Celebrity Apprentice is Crowned” – S7/E714
Finally the Finale… While the 2 celebrities most of us knew would make it to the end did, indeed, make it to the end… It was still interesting to see an infinite ego compete against a kind, but tough, persona. Would you rather be on Geraldo’s team or Leeza’s team? Yeah… Easy answer, no?
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“Top Feuds, Firings and Fails” and “Universal Wizards” – S7/E712 & 713
The first hour was a walk down memory lane comparing all of the seasons with each other and resulting in categories of top lists from the favorite moments. The 2nd hour everyone goes to Universal Orlando Resort! Life (like this show) is a roller coaster, no?
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“Who Stole My Phone?” – S7/E710 & 711
Okay, this was just a wonky episode – No matter how you look at it. Accusations were thrown… Someone’s missing a phone… And I think Trump must have been stoned… He really out-Trumps even himself this week… Seriously…
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“It’s Like a Booze Cruise with Knowledge” – S7/E708 & 709
There’s a twerk… A jerk… And a couple perks. Also, an hour-long Trump infomercial about one of his golf courses. Are the exhibitions under par?
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